Today's school was awesome! First of all, I gave my entire class grief for mass bunking without me. But there were some conversations I bet you'll would love: Sir: Define a teacher, Mike. Me: A teacher is a person who solves problems - which would never be created without them. Sir: Why don't you study Johan? Your marks are so less! Johan: Sir I don't know whether you have noticed, but the word studying is a mixture of  study- and -dying. And I'm quite young to die. By the way, this is what he had written in his test: Sir: Why were you sleeping in my class, Duke? Duke: Sir, your voice is so sweet, so I felt like sleeping. Sir: Then why aren't others sleeping? Duke: Because they are not listening to you! Duke: Some days back sir told us a very good thing! Me: What is that? Duke: He said, "The exams will go on even if it rains or shines." Me: Whats so good in that? Duke: It's snowing today! Sir: Who all are stupids, stand

It's saturday again (oh no) and my insta account says: Sure......I should've expected that.... But wait..... My mom is calling me, just a sec . . . . . Okie, so my mom, Brittany Tennessee, is going to pick up my little sister, Zoe Tennesse, and I'm home alone till then. My mom is actually the sweetest person in my life. Even though she scolds me, whatever she has said till date has somehow turned out to be true. But sometimes she is quite illogical..... No, we obviously didn't do that...But back to mom, she is really good. She can make all the delicacies in the world, and it seems that she knows the top secret recipe of Coke by the way she makes it.... Plus, she is one of the fittest person I have ever seen. She has maintained her health quite well. Plus, she is also a crafter who takes craft classes. But all of this is side-business.....What I'm really talking about is our relation, which is like none other. She can point out any fault in me or

It's Friday (Yasss!!! ) and my alarm rings at  5:40 a.m. (Ya the iSungSoft alarm). I as usual got up and, unlike that party, had my bath and brushed. I finished all morning formalities so lets just zoom to school.............. So as I enter I see the regular sight of Mr. White (#WeWantChange), but wait-why am I alone in class? Something is wrong, I'm thinking, as I walk to my seat. But when I get there.........  Oh no!!!!!!!! I can't believe they mass-bunked without telling me!!!! Now what to do????? Sit alone in class and sulk (#Sob-Sob). It was like the longest detention I've got..... This is what is the current condition in my class. Yes, I did tell Mr. White and our principal, Mr. Green (This seems to be a quite racist school) that my friends messaged that they got food poisoning at one friend's party which I didn't attend because I was out for a holiday, but I'm not sure that they were convinced..... After an hour, Mr. White started pi

"Lets go with the DJ!!!!!" I shouted. And I woke up. Aaaaaarghhhhhh!!!! It was such a good dream. Me. My DJ System. Party. Dance. All gone (#SOB-SOB). I checked my phone (just for clarification, its not fake, it's of a company called iSungSoft):   OK, its 11:30 am.......Good Night (yawn)! WHATTTTTT!!!!! I got a DJ call!!! Yass! Wait a sec, did I tell you'll that I even do basic DJ? It's my ultimate goal to become an A+ scorer (In academics) DJ. I have two DJ systems (Both Virtual), one in my phone and second in a pen drive so that I can carry it to anyone's PC.  This is the pen drive one (Much advanced, so I mostly prefer this one). And this is my iSungSoft version. Nice, right? But now I have to hurry. I'll just pack my phone and pen drive. I gotta hurry............ . . . . TT-RR-II-NN-GG goes Duke's bell. He opened the door with a wide smile (again making sure his teeth are shown) , which fades away with the words, "I&#

What to do on a boring Saturday? What. To. DOOOO???? IDEA! Let's make it interesting for you, my dear reader,  and me too. Firstly, let me tell you: DON'T SCROLL DOWN! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I SAID DON'T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I like it, you have scrolled down (#REBEL) No problem...... If you have taken the efforts to scroll down, let me share something with you'll: This is what I have read from a website THIS IS THE SONG CHEAP THRILLS BY SIA & SEAN PAUL   NO SHE DOESN'T MEAN SHE LOVES YOU, SHE MEANS KEEP YOUR WALLET READY!  This sure improved my Saturday.  Oh, the bell just rang! Let's see who is it. Mostly it is one of those building cleaners wanting to take signs for good work before even starting their work! Wait a sec. . . . . It's not the cleaner (phew), it is bu

Ok, so I guess you'll have come to know almost everything about me (I wouldn't mind a biopic or a biography) so it is the time to switch to real life, to come out of those silly drawings made by me and focus on something more better, in short, 'The Everyday Life of a Random Personality'. Everyday will be written as Day 1, Day 2, Day 3 etc. and I promise that it won't only be boring. It will be full of humor, suspense and a climax. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!  15.7.17

Welcome back This is my yearbook, of last year. I'll take you through some of the funny and hilarious moments of this.   There will surely be more of these Yearbook pics sooner or more sooner :):):):) 13.7.17

Welcome to my wonderful school (understatement) guys! Today, I guess I will take you'll for a tour around our school. So here we goooooooooooooo.............. This is how Westmore looks from outside, and that blue pool like thing doesn't exist, it's only to attract parents and children. But more do I want to show you'll my teachers :) :) :) :) :) :) :) He's Mr. Star, our Phys Ed. teacher. He keeps on vibrating, shivering and jumping about (If he doesn't move, his hair is continuously doing different hairstyles on it's own) God knows what had happened to him, but we students have made several theories like a bomb or shell must have exploded quite near him which made him jump, or he must have got a very surprising electric shock. Who knows.... He one day asked us to write an essay on a FCB vs RMA Football match as it was raining outside. No one wrote anything except me. And I wrote: 'MATCH CANCELLED DUE TO RAIN" :) :) :) :) :)

OK, so I have not been writing a lot lately. But I promise that from today, at least one post a day. That was entirely and truly the fault of the very awesome West-'Give More Work'-International School. Unfortunately, we get homework which can be measured in tonnes. But leave that, there is some good news. Guess what? I got elected as a student council member!!! I'm not joking, I'm seriously the one and only Nature House Vice-Captain. But talking about that will make this blog veryyyyyyy boring. So lemme tell you'll something else. Today, a conversation started between my friend Sam Brown and Mr. White [What an irony!!! :) :) :)] It went something like this: Tr: Can you see God? Sam: No. Tr: Can you touch God? Sam: No. Tr: Then how can you prove that there is God? Sam: Sir, can you see your brain? Tr: No. Sam: Can you touch it? Tr: No. Sam: Then how can you prove that you have a brain? OMG!!!How can he even think of this? And this was anothe

Hey It's Me Guys!!! My name is Mike 'Master' Tennessee. I go to Westmore International School , in grade 8-F . My life is full of humorous and sometimes embarrassing incidents and I will surely share each one of them to you'll, my dear readers!!! So that's all about my Intro, LETS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!